Twilight: Vuvuzela. Also, I like tea.

[+Vlarghox] Twilight's like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand.

This had me laughing so hard. Oh, so true.

While I'm already quoting things, here's another one:
Being one of the few people on the planet that dislike coffee even when they are old enough to drink it, I tend to stick to tea, and sometimes I feel a little lost inbetween all the caffeine addicts. But this quote helped me through it:

[@neoalligator] Coffee drinkers have more sex than non-coffee drinkers.  They also enjoy it more.
[@neoalligator] take that
[@neoalligator] tea drinking pansies
[Ghostlyy] huh?
[Ghostlyy] what's that?
[Ghostlyy] I can't hear you over the sound of realisation that sluts drink coffee
[Ghostlyy] whilst classy people drink tea
[@neoalligator] .....
[@neoalligator] shit